haiku in response of

Many different levels
of understanding
Ignorance is bliss

My "Double" Limerick

There was a man with two anal orifi
And to most that condition would horrify
It was certainly due
to a positive view
His two exits he'd promoted and glorified

He stepped on the editor's glasses
to make sure he'd get all of the passes
Thinking girls might be keen
to see the obscene
Ran a front page of both of his asses

Open Mic- The West Side Bowl, Youngstown, Ohio, March 4, 2026.