Cat Fighting Racoon Statement
Cat Fighting Racoon
International proclamations exclaiming the degrees through which one can accomplish mental transgression.
A banquet table with nation's leaders adorning the sides, addressing Cat Fighting Racooon.
"IF WE ALLOW CAT FIGHTING RACOON TO CONTINUE, IT WILL NOT ONLY REFLECT ON OUR LACK OF MORAL COMPASS, BUT PUT FUTURE GENERATIONS INTO A STATE OF PERIL." And so it ended for them.
A state of statehood states that static stagnentation be mandatory.
Birthed from Project MK-Ultra, as well as a more secret project referred to as Project Runway (far preceding the nationally adored show).They were born as cold war soldiers, minds molded for a battle not fought on turf, but within the frequencies of the mind. Their eyes become scopes for scouting suspicious movement, aware of all peripheral activity. Their ears become radars that recept wayward information, calculating all corners of the room. Their families were the scientists that went home to other families. Plucked from the anonymity of the American Suburb, they trained for a fight believed to be inevitable. When the wall crumbled under the inspiration of David Hasselhof, Cat Fighting Racoon was left to pick up the rubble.
Left with no home-base to report to, Cat Fighting Racoon soon embraced the medium of music. They think not of music as an imitative song and dance performed by the lacklustered angst riddled psuedo-artist, but they percieve it as a form of speech, dialogue, debate, with all undertones entirely sexual (but isn't everything). Thoughts are trajected via frequency override, and then given a tone to match. They play what they are thinking, and if you are unable to understand what they are saying then perhaps your frontal lobe requires readjustment.
From the desk of C.F.R.
Acapulco, Peru
International proclamations exclaiming the degrees through which one can accomplish mental transgression.
A banquet table with nation's leaders adorning the sides, addressing Cat Fighting Racooon.
"IF WE ALLOW CAT FIGHTING RACOON TO CONTINUE, IT WILL NOT ONLY REFLECT ON OUR LACK OF MORAL COMPASS, BUT PUT FUTURE GENERATIONS INTO A STATE OF PERIL." And so it ended for them.
A state of statehood states that static stagnentation be mandatory.
Birthed from Project MK-Ultra, as well as a more secret project referred to as Project Runway (far preceding the nationally adored show).They were born as cold war soldiers, minds molded for a battle not fought on turf, but within the frequencies of the mind. Their eyes become scopes for scouting suspicious movement, aware of all peripheral activity. Their ears become radars that recept wayward information, calculating all corners of the room. Their families were the scientists that went home to other families. Plucked from the anonymity of the American Suburb, they trained for a fight believed to be inevitable. When the wall crumbled under the inspiration of David Hasselhof, Cat Fighting Racoon was left to pick up the rubble.
Left with no home-base to report to, Cat Fighting Racoon soon embraced the medium of music. They think not of music as an imitative song and dance performed by the lacklustered angst riddled psuedo-artist, but they percieve it as a form of speech, dialogue, debate, with all undertones entirely sexual (but isn't everything). Thoughts are trajected via frequency override, and then given a tone to match. They play what they are thinking, and if you are unable to understand what they are saying then perhaps your frontal lobe requires readjustment.
From the desk of C.F.R.
Acapulco, Peru
posted by Brian O'Donoghue | 2:42 PM
2 Comments:
Maybe Cat Fighting Racoon should go to the Veterans Hospital? Sounds like PSD.
You are the best writer in the DSSoAP. I am dead serious and I am not drunk, even though I am writing this from the eastern parts of Long ISalnd and there's a bottle of Cutty Sark on the desk in front of me.
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