Loving a Dog from Hell, Pg 59

I am training to run a marathon by drinking beer
& playing ping pong in my basement.

"I'd say youre on the right track."

Why would you say I'm on the right track?

"Beer & ping pong, I think that's the key
to running 26.2 miles.
... Why do you want to run a marathon?"

Just for the hell of it.
To say I ran a marathon.
I don't even care about delivering
a heart attack.

"Spe- Special Delivery!"