Loving a Dog from Hell, Pg 59
I am training to run a marathon by drinking beer
& playing ping pong in my basement.
"I'd say youre on the right track."
Why would you say I'm on the right track?
"Beer & ping pong, I think that's the key
to running 26.2 miles.
... Why do you want to run a marathon?"
Just for the hell of it.
To say I ran a marathon.
I don't even care about delivering
a heart attack.
"Spe- Special Delivery!"