In a French Bar

(America shows up to a party-
w/ a rolled up bill in nose)
"Where's the party?!"
Youre an American Hero

America,
we don't care about you
but we care about the gifts
you give the people
we do care about

I'd like to used my god-given ingenuity
American Ingenuity
to give the world the gift of ...
an American riding a sled down Mt Everest

It's hard to be an American
over here in this corner of the bar