good poem, bad book report

Three dadaist book reports that were amazingly written by Korean
students who can barely write a sentence of English.
as I remarked to a student on the bottom of one of the reports handed
in "good poem, bad book report."

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by Chuie Yun Yeong

If You Lived at the Time of the Great San Francisco Earthquake

start earthquake!!

It's very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very very scared

spurt volcano!!

I see a 'volcano' movie...

That's very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very enormous disaster.

composure !! a bamboo broom!!

And earthquake and volcano is very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very very very very very very very very scared.

-Good poem, bad book report-

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by You Yong Uo

STOLEN BASE

YEARLING

The contents is irrelevant

The man does and baseball to lose sought the squid foot hold which
throws away tries to

know the dog was death

The award winning Nate the great series,hailed in booklist as
"groundbreaking," has

resulted in Nate's real world appearances in the New York Times
crossword puzzle, sporting a

milk mustache in magazines and posters,and on more than 28 million
boxes of Cheerios

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Last contents is absurd
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by You Yong Uo

The person who comes out to this book

is the detective The details to a case today

weekend the detective was

a woman euro fortune vacation from

the house. the even is received I the gar

bage can is falling down

every night over the detective whom

says that the food and is coming

out did lurks events

the detective continuously lurks and the

one person who finds out 2 people

suspects the exaltation and the

one person was the pup which the detective

is raising

The detective in order to know the criminal

Who is positive more was the pup which

finally lurks the criminal raises the

detective The detective released an

event and the (ccyay) side one one

rest which comes to come in the

house took
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