<b>D' Steel(e)</b> <em>Society of Poetics</em>: Have you ever considered the following possibilities?

D' Steel(e) Society of Poetics

A Society of Progressive Poets founded in Washington DC

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Have you ever considered the following possibilities?

*Kodiak bears have an unparalleled understanding of Quantum physics. This stems from their ability to blink in and out of multiple dimensions. They also love scratching themselves on tree bark.

*The illuminati conspiracy is actually a long running joke concieved by another, more secret organization, who will remain nameless.

*The earth is actually printed on a large version map of itself, which is held in Galaxy 503's museum of history. Second turn-off from the Venutian freeway.

*DC tap water contains a lethal ingredient, more potent than most toxins. The ingredient? Detroit tap water.

*France does not exist.

*Alcoholic beverages contain microorganisms which when utilised, actually have the ability to supply us with increased awareness, and nearly superhuman intelligence. But we drink them down instead.

*We blip in and then out of existence, and the time between is constructed artificially so we could justify our own being. There is not time, because there never was (was).

*Just right now, a lady was asked in passing if she knew where the closest pay phone was. She pointed to her general right, and said it was 2 blocks down.

2 Comments:

Blogger mike said...

Just now you read this and thought, "that's a stupid comment."

1:45 AM  
Blogger &rew said...

but that was then... or was it now?
we all could learn to love us some Jungfrau
give us our daily French toast... err, bread
and silence me not before i'm dead
these are the things we love to write
when interplanetary objects collide in the night

9:27 AM  

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