Have you ever considered the following possibilities?

*Kodiak bears have an unparalleled understanding of Quantum physics. This stems from their ability to blink in and out of multiple dimensions. They also love scratching themselves on tree bark.

*The illuminati conspiracy is actually a long running joke concieved by another, more secret organization, who will remain nameless.

*The earth is actually printed on a large version map of itself, which is held in Galaxy 503's museum of history. Second turn-off from the Venutian freeway.

*DC tap water contains a lethal ingredient, more potent than most toxins. The ingredient? Detroit tap water.

*France does not exist.

*Alcoholic beverages contain microorganisms which when utilised, actually have the ability to supply us with increased awareness, and nearly superhuman intelligence. But we drink them down instead.

*We blip in and then out of existence, and the time between is constructed artificially so we could justify our own being. There is not time, because there never was (was).

*Just right now, a lady was asked in passing if she knew where the closest pay phone was. She pointed to her general right, and said it was 2 blocks down.