church
a sign on the church
made my liver quiver
(or was that the hangover i was nursing?)
no matter, my heart did skip
and bounce with glee
reverend carter was threatening
or promising
a bigger bang for your buck
the type that would blow
the doors from your baghdad truck
"sunday worship 9:50AM
a verbal spanking"
needless to say
it got me thinking
about spanking, no duh
spanking a nice round butt
(and wondering what kind of church this is?)
wished to go find out
but 9:50 passed, and that was that
until from the heavens i heard a resounding slap
made my liver quiver
(or was that the hangover i was nursing?)
no matter, my heart did skip
and bounce with glee
reverend carter was threatening
or promising
a bigger bang for your buck
the type that would blow
the doors from your baghdad truck
"sunday worship 9:50AM
a verbal spanking"
needless to say
it got me thinking
about spanking, no duh
spanking a nice round butt
(and wondering what kind of church this is?)
wished to go find out
but 9:50 passed, and that was that
until from the heavens i heard a resounding slap
posted by ARB | 9:04 AM
2 Comments:
This poem rules.
Your blog doesn't though.
Update that thing.
And also you just like this poem because your parents still make you go to church.
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