When Flying Remember . . .
When flying around from place to place
always remember and never misplace
a base jumping chute (cause it will save you face)
as the plane 's going down in some random land
the faithful passengers, bibles in hand
don't rush off too fast, stay and pray for a while
offer words of good faith and a sympathy smile
when altitude reaches around a half mile
it's time to bail pal- you're the real frequent flyer
always remember and never misplace
a base jumping chute (cause it will save you face)
as the plane 's going down in some random land
the faithful passengers, bibles in hand
don't rush off too fast, stay and pray for a while
offer words of good faith and a sympathy smile
when altitude reaches around a half mile
it's time to bail pal- you're the real frequent flyer
posted by mike c | 2:07 PM
3 Comments:
If by some very slim chance
your parachute gets jammed
feel free to crap your pants
and, perhaps, dance--nay, prance
don't waffle, take a stance
stare at the fast-approaching land as if in a trance
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